Jesus Fucking Christ I'm an idiot


This should have been in the earlier post. I blame the weed...oh, what am I saying, I could never blame the weed. I love it too much.

Anyway, Nick (our old bass player) decided to form some poncy throwback screamo band that sounds like Pg. 99 and Circle Takes the Square having a knife fight at an Orchid show. It's pretty fucking awesome, actually. They're called Watcher, and you should go listen to them/pre-order the 7" that Clue #2 records will be putting out very, very soon. You can pre-order the record here.

So Nick went traipsing off to the land of awkward time changes and lyrics about girls that dumped him in fourth grade, and we needed a new bass player. Which is when the Human Beard appeared on our doorstep.

Until now we had only heard rumours of this creature, seen the shaky Handi-Cam footage from '78, spoken to a few old timers out in the north country who swore they'd seen the mythical beast through a haze of moonshine and meth. But we had never believed, not truly anyway, until he knocked on our door and told us he could play bass.

His name is Jeff apparently, and besides having a hirsute chin blessed by the Allfather himself, can play bass like a fucking monster.

He actually has a few other bands that people seem to like (myself included), which can be found here and here.

The bass player is dead; long live the bass player.


Tour dates, LP news, high fives

So, we officially have tour dates. Yes, wonderful tour dates. Get into it.



Thursday, August 18th Victoria
Friday, August 19th Vancouver @ The Chateau
Saturday, August 20th @ Justice Fest, Kamloops
Sunday, August 21st Kelowna
Monday, August 22nd Camping
Tuesday, August 23rd Calgary
Wednesday, August 24th Red Deer/Calgary
Thursday, August 25th Edmonton
Friday, August 26th Saskatoon @ Amigo's
Saturday, August 27th @ Foul Copse Fest , Winnipeg
Sunday, August 28st @ the Death Trap, Winnipeg
Monday, August 29th Camping?
Tuesday, August 30th Saskatoon @ House
Wednesday, August 31st Calgary
Thursday, September 1st Kamloops @ Little Big House
Friday, September 2nd Squamish @ House
Saturday, September 3rd Vancouver @ The Secret Location
Sunday, September 4th Campbell River

As you can see, we have some holes in the tour, but those will be filled I'm sure (okay, I hope). WHATEVER. This is gonna be a rager of a tour, come and say hi to us.

In other news, I'm sure if you're reading this you've noticed we put up some new songs from our upcoming LP. You didn't? FINE, FUCK YOU. But listen to them. Let your friends listen to them. Let your Mom listen to them, then give her my phone number (don't worry, I won't try to replace your Dad).

The excellent Jason Robertson recorded and mixed this mother, and our good buddy Russell White mastered it. Big thanks to both of them, they are excellent dudes who deserve accolades and much more money than we could afford to give them. If you know either of them, buy them a beer.

Finally, some friends of ours down in California just started a new band called Griever. You can listen to their newest tracks here. Listen to them, they are excellent.